TOP TEN WAYS TO LOWER THE VALUE OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

(or How to make it difficult for your neighbor to sell his home)abandoned_house_royalty_free_080916-026182-569042

  1. Don’t mow the grass or water it.  Two foot high dead weeds are always a neighborhood downer.
  2. Let juniper hedges and ivy overgrow the public sidewalks.  This will keep nosy people from walking past your house while giving rats a nice place to live.
  3. Park all your cars and other vehicles on the street.  Come on – you need your garage to store your beer can collection and the driveway is for your skateboard ramp.
  4. Have your dog bark incessantly – day and night.  Better yet – let him go on a morning romp through the neighborhood sans leash, of course.
  5. Turn up the volume on your music and TV especially when suffering from insomnia.  If you can’t sleep, why should anyone else?
  6. Don’t clean your pool.  Mosquitoes are a great way to scare away pesky humans.
  7. Why replace your wood shake roof just because it’s leaking.  After all, isn’t that what pots and pans are for?
  8. Don’t paint your house, fix broken windows, replace the banged up garage door, take down holiday decorations, or bring in the trash cans.  Who in their right mind would want to buy a house in close proximity to yours?
  9. Don’t replace the almost non-existent asphalt driveway as your neighbors have.  Use the money instead as a down payment on a four-wheel drive vehicle for those rainy days when the mud makes it difficult to get to your front door.
  10. Never smile or have a kind word for potential neighborhood buyers.  Let’s face it – no one’s Dream Home includes surly neighbors.

Just remember these actions can come back to bite you.  If you should need to refinance, take out an equity line, or sell your home, your value will be based on neighborhood sales during the past few months.  If your actions or neglect caused prior sellers to have to accept lower values for their homes, that will lower the value of your property as well.

Rich & Jan McMillen
www.TOHomes.com

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